smack that ass from 8 feet away
one time i was really sad and i decided to put cream cheese and bagels in a blender to see if i could make a bagel smoothie and when my dad asked why i was putting bagels in the blender at 2 in the morning and I just started crying hysterically
2001: u r a dork
2002: Hold on, I have to refresh. See you in 4 hours. Wait for me.
2003: I just got broadband!! It is this cool thing that lets you use the internet without having to hang up the telephone.
2004: Hello Guys, What Does, OMG Mean??? Please Respond
2005: OMG, did you see that? Totally lame.
2006: Hey do you know what lemon/lime means? How did they make a banner for that? Why is this picture moving?
2007: ~KAWAII~ omg did you get the new shojo beat issue friend-chaan? :3
2008: My LiFe SuCks Do YeW WaNnA gO oN mSn x'D i'm so random POTATO TACO TURTLES :'D
2009: trololololol wtf FAKE. memes are cool
2010: .::w h e n__y o u__f a l l__i n__love::.
2011: All of you are absolute blithering idiots. Why can you not type properly? Are you lazy imbeciles? This isn't 2009. Good day.
2012: OH MY GOD FEELS. THIS. THIS IS PERFECT. OTP. REBLOG OR DIE
2013: u r a dork